The Straight SCOOP. Recipe for Corn Foccalizza. Better than Pizza & better for you. One tool does it all. Cards & Gifts for Thanksgiving, Layoff Gifts, Halloween, Anyday Get the Straight Scoop Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Graduation, Anniversaries, Birthdays, 4th of July, Your Next Launch Event.


BIRTHDAY SCOOP
or STRAIGHT SCOOP
back: option #1
Message on front: Not another birthday? OR
Get the straight SCOOP (which may not be funny, even for a clown) but that may be
what we need most . . . .

 



BIRTHDAY SCOOP
or STRAIGHT SCOOPback: option #2

For custom designs, messages or quotes, contact Wade. wm@ scoopinfo. com

     
"Live as if you were to die tomorrow.  Learn as if you were to live forever."  			- Mahatma Gandhi   “If life is just a stage, then we are all  running around ad-libbing, with absolutely  no clue what the plot is. Maybe that's  why we don't know whether it's a  comedy or tragedy.” - Bill Watterson,  Author, comic strip Calvin & Hobbes  “Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you  run into a wall, don't turn around and  give up. Figure out how to climb it, go  through it, or work around it.” - Michael Jordan, NBA Basketball Player  “A dog teaches .... fidelity, perseverance,  and to turn around three times before  lying down.”   - Robert Benchley  “Even if you see them coming, you're not  ready for the big moments. No one asks  for their life to change. But it does. So,  what are we, helpless? Puppets? Nah. The  big moment's coming, you can't help that.   What you do afterwards counts.  That's  when  you find out who you are. . . .”  Whistler in Buffy, the Vampire Slayer (episode “Becoming”)"Live as if you were to die tomorrow.  Learn as if you were to live forever."  			- Mahatma Gandhi   “If life is just a stage, then we are all  running around ad-libbing, with absolutely  no clue what the plot is. Maybe that's  why we don't know whether it's a  comedy or tragedy.” - Bill Watterson,  Author, comic strip Calvin & Hobbes  “Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you  run into a wall, don't turn around and  give up. Figure out how to climb it, go  through it, or work around it.” - Michael Jordan, NBA Basketball Player  “A dog teaches .... fidelity, perseverance,  and to turn around three times before  lying down.”   - Robert Benchley  “Even if you see them coming, you're not  ready for the big moments. No one asks  for their life to change. But it does. So,  what are we, helpless? Puppets? Nah. The  big moment's coming, you can't help that.   What you do afterwards counts.  That's  when  you find out who you are. . . .”  Whistler in Buffy, the Vampire Slayer (episode “Becoming”) The Straight SCOOP. One tool does it all. Recipe for Corn Foccalizza. Better than Pizza & better for you. Cards & Gifts for Thanksgiving, Layoff Gifts, Halloween, Anyday Get the Straight Scoop Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Graduation, Anniversaries, Birthdays, 4th of July, Your Next Launch Event.  The Straight SCOOP. One tool does it all. Recipe for Corn Foccalizza. Better than Pizza & better for you. Cards & Gifts for Thanksgiving, Layoff Gifts, Halloween, Anyday Get the Straight Scoop Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Graduation, Anniversaries, Birthdays, 4th of July, Your Next Launch Event.